kieraism:

when life gives you lemons.. squish out all the lemon juice and put it in a spray bottle and spray it into the eyes of people you hate

gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

toocooltobehipster:

camnguyenxo:

How To Blow Up An Egg

I don’t know what I expected

1derfulnews:

this gif will always be relevant….

Zayn -  ”Oh shit I’m going to fall!”

Louis - “Fuck! That’s a huge wave”

Niall - “This is the scariest moment of my life”

Harry - “THIS WAVE IS GONNA KILL US!! RUN!!”

Liam - “I am an immortal sex god.”

dapperasf:

applebright:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s

I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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